so far, i've...............................

(partly true story by: tina)

freakin looked so happie with a gun....[yes, thats a biggo smile]

won a million dollars! "aaaahhhhh!"

become a speaker at an intro. to LOD Banquet [me..with the french teacher, mrs. harris!..i meen...madame harris

witnessed a thief stealing.......! granola bars???? [see me in the background???..moments before i busted him..]

got a complaint from a customer bout expired animal crackers! iono bout it though..i jus work there!...god..give me a break, its my first day!

had a construction worker hit on me..hahaha....he looks so friendly

went shopping one day and met this "guy"................................[it wuz nice shopping for.....melons, i guess????]

a couple days later, saw the "guy" making a pit stop so i decided to too![wut a coincidence! met the guy.................................again...hmmm]

i ended up marrying the "guy".......................................[i stayed home to be a farmer chick]

...while he smuggles people over the border as a living for us

wut happened years later??? the "guy" i married hooked up with a man chick he rescued over the border and now we're all lovers who are men...

THE END.......hope ya liked part of my summer story....stay tuned for the next chapter...................."adventures of tina vizzo at austin, tx".......